The Mindful Matchmaker
[This story was submitted for the second round of the 2023 NYC Midnight 250-Word Microfiction Challenge. I was required to write a 250-word story that matched the following prompts: Genre: Romantic Comedy. Action: Brain-picking. Word to be included: “Plus”.]
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“Ready to order?” The waitress clicked her pen.
Colby checked his watch. “She should be here any minute.”
I’ve waited years to land this date. Colby swirled his water like fine wine. A bit longer won’t hurt.
Jenessa sauntered to the table twenty minutes later. “Sorry I’m late…traffic,” she mumbled, tossing her plush faux fur coat over the chair.
Colby fumbled with his phone under the table. He opened the Mindful Matchmaker app, his latest invention, and tapped on Jenessa’s profile under, New brain signal detected. “No worries.”
Colby’s brain implant tingled with the first transmission: Traffic…AKA pregaming in my car and working up the nerve for this.
Huh. I thought I would be the nervous one, Colby thought.
The waitress returned. “Drinks?”
“Can I see the cocktail list?” Jenessa asked.
I need a stiff drink. Remember, get in, get the grant funding, and get out.
So that’s what this is about, he thought, deflated.
“I need to use the restroom.” Jenessa shot up from the table.
I’m going to puke if I have to endure small talk with this loser.
After ten minutes the Mindful Matchmaker lost Jenessa’s signal.
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“Are you sure you don’t want something to eat?” The waitress lowered her amber eyes. “It’s on me.”
Colby’s phone vibrated in his lap.
New brain signal detected.
The profile showed a charming brunette. The name matched her name tag, Amy. He tapped on it.
I can’t believe she bailed on this guy. I’d take her place in a heartbeat.
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